Ride Damage Survey
This practical joke is best
done to people who are truly anal about their
car, truck, whatever. The type that parks their
car 20 hectares away from the mall to avoid it
getting touched by human kind. When your buddy
leaves the car, get your friend to place a note
on the windshield that reads "Sorry, about the
scratch. We will take car of any damage." and
add a fake phone number. Then as you come out
with your buddy from the mall, and they read the
note, let the search for the non-existent
scratch begin. You can help by point out
"potential" scratches, watching him or her run
over to see, only to realize it's just dirt.
This one can done from afar so that you can
have practical fun watching the owner of the survey for damage rather
than you helping out, can be even more
I Didn't Type That!
Microsoft Word and most
likely a bunch of other word processing programs
now come with something called "AutoCorrect".
When a common misspelling is made, it checks a
list for it, and makes the corresponding
correction. Example, it would change "adn" to
"and". The magic of this is that it is user
editable! Hop onto your co-workers workstation,
load up their word processor's AutoCorrect list,
and let your imagination run rampant. First
start with the small, but most aggravating ones
by reversing what is already in the list, change
the corrections to the misspellings! Then move
to even more humorous stuff like company
acronyms, people's names, it's endless! Then
watch to see how long it takes before they
switch the blame from their own typing, to the
word processor, and eventually to their sick
minded co-worker... you!
Superglue a quarter to the
ground in front of a vending machine. Only
time-lapse photography could truly show the
ingeniousness of such a practical joke, but
sticking around for an hour gives you a pretty
good idea of how cheap people really are.
Park your car on a the
street facing traffic, using a dark colour late
model domestic sedan adds to the authenticity of
this prank. Wear dark clothes and wear
sunglasses and hold a hair dryer out the window
and watch in delight as car come squealing to a
halt as they pass you.
In countries that use
speed cameras, park your car on the side of the
road at night, preferably somewhere you can hide
well. As cars pass you, take pictures with your
camera, the flash will lead the drivers to
believe they have just been caught speeding.
Watch the glow of red lights as they slow down
after realizing they just got a ticket for
speeding. Too bad you can't be there to witness
the months of anxiety waiting for the
non-existent traffic violation to arrive by mail
to all these "speeding" drivers.
Teacher or professor
giving you a hard time? Grab their blackboard
chalk and drill a small hole straight down from
the writing end, insert a match, and fill the
hole with a blend of chalk dust and glue. Put
the chalk back and watch the panic when smokes
starts to spew!
Show Your Colours
Place a "Gay Pride"
sticker on your homophobic buddy's car. The joke
only gets more amusing the longer the person
doesn't realize it is there. This works great
for people that reverse into parking spots and
tend not to walk around the back of their car.